The Listener Special: Volume 6

July 25, 2019

The Listener Special: Volume 6

This week your questions are at the forefront of discussion. And this time around, we had the most diverse round of questions. They range from statements, to questions, to questions from other species. This is a first. Hopefully not the last. We would love to field questions from various sea creatures, land creatures, and air creatures. So long as shit is important, we don't judge. 

So pull down your pants and join us this week as we proceed to go over our best practice for prime masturbation. 

1) What is our pre jerk off routine?

2) Some jerk off tells us why he's anti abortion.

3) What is a good boy?

4) What is one super power we would not want?

5) What would daily life be like if we were blind?

Sheeeiiiiiit, you guys know we got merch now? Our faces on your daily coffee. Our faces plastered across your delicate tits. Hit that merch button and see it for yourself. Do you miss Mitch? We'll stamp his face on something too for an additional $9.95 + S&H. Do you miss Adam? Wrong, nobody does. We don't talk about that here. 

Next week is bonus episode week for Patreon donors only! And we are going to be releasing the infamous episode where we take a call from the "Damn Ass Rock" video creator. It's certainly one of the most interesting experiences we've had on the show. You'd be upset to miss it. So maybe you donate a fuckin dollar and don't miss it then?

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