Episode 70

December 5, 2019

Episode 70

Piss, oops oops piss. Smitty has departed the show and today we remember a few of our favorite Smitty lines.

"Can you censor the word k***?"'

"They can lick my asshole too!"

"How much jizz do you think....it would take to fill up a bathtub?"

"Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah boi!"

"I love my farts. They are the best farts. I, Smitty, do declare my farts best in the land. However, other people may not fart. I am warning you all. You see this fuckin' gun right here? Don't fucking fart."

Truly a man before his time. Here's what to expect this week from the other 3 of us.

1) What essential items can you cut from your life to build a better budget?

2) How can you enjoy expensive items and experiences for cheap?

3) What games do you play inside of your own head?

Then we wrap it up with a pilot attempt at a Price is Right ripoff composed of the weird items you can buy off of Wish. And yes, you at home can play along by clicking the link and following along. Wish Part 1 is your link. 

The acolytes are working on either going forward with 3 people, or getting a stand in 4th. Not sure where to go from here, but episodes will continue to roll out because we have nothing better to do. 


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