November 14, 2019


Whether you're on top or bottom, sucking a clam or dick, we wish you the happiest episode 69. Although most sucking didn't make our final cut, you can rest easy knowing we all finished behind the scenes. Here's what you can expect...

1) How would you convince people from 3rd world countries that you're an alien?

2) Why are American small towns the worst?

3) How can a food industry market "butt-lickin' good" as a slogan?

4) What are the dumbest things to make into a drinking game?

5) What is your favorite sexual moan?

If you were looking for some sexier topics this episode 69, might I recommend donating a dollar or more on Patreon and becoming a boner or bozo? Our most recent episode featured a select sexy reading with Smitty's smooth baritone voice featuring talks of buttholes, dicks, and more. All in a day's work, we deliver all of your needs here at The Important Questions LLC. All rights reserved. Copyright 2019. Opinions are not Dave's own. Onions are Dave's own. The Important Questions Podcast and all subsidiaries are owned expressly by Craig Smith. 

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