Episode 59

August 1, 2019

Episode 59

Those of you who discovered the joy of bonus episodes know that this has been a particularly good fuckin' week. You got 2 episodes to break up your dreaded working days and got to discover the podcast's lowest point ever as we decided to "interview" a former viral sensation turned weird dude. Needless to say, if you didn't get that opportunity, all bonus episodes past and future are unlocked at the $1 tier on Patreon. 

Some people ain't gonna give a fuck because for the most part everything else we done is free, so you'll continue to enjoy the free content which is just as good. And honestly, I get that. I hardly donate to shit. Grocery store charities want to round to my nearest dollar? Fuck em. So don't think I don't understand it. But I also get some people aren't cynical assholes like me, Scott, Smitty, Rico, Mitch, Adam, or Ralph. 

But anyways, here's some questions for the week. Stick around for the post show theme song where I throw sporadic pig squeals in to keep everyone on their toes. 

1) What crimes did carnival goldfish commit to deserve their punishment?

2) How are we going to describe competent people when the word "expert" becomes sarcastic and ironic?

3) How did age change your perception of size?

4) Where can you jizz that would give you the most bragging rights?


For all to enjoy, my dude Smitty is transcribing the entirety of our bonus content interview. Understandably so, those who heard know that there's a lot that was hard to hear because that guy can talk at 1,000 words per minute. Reading over the first portion, I can say it's damn near just as funny as hearing it. Have a great week, sperm daddies.

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