Episode 47

March 28, 2019

Episode 47

It's every other Thursday again, and that means another probably decent episode of a podcast that may or may not be your favorite, or just one in your rotation to keep the silence at bay. Also, the best part of waking up is dolphins in your butt. Stick around and learn more. 

This week features Rico, some dude we found. 

The first question we field is from that kid who did the 'Damn Ass Rock' video that apparently was popular a few years ago. He asks a very wordy question that typed out would be nonsense, so I encourage you to listen. Then we eat ghost pepper gumballs to show Beau that his investment into our future was a fantastic choice. If you also want to have us suffer, get your own private episode, or just have us shill about how great you are nonstop, please consider donating to our Patreon. Rewards renew annually or something.

As far as the regular questions go....here's what you can expect in the next 90 minutes.

1) If the best part of waking up was a shitty cup of Folgers, what was the rest of the day like for that person?

2) What would the slogans of middle aged women be like if they were on more extreme vices rather than wine or coffee?

3) What animal is the best lay? 

4) What would everyday life be like if everyone had super powers?


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And probably more.

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