Episode 95

February 4, 2021

Episode 95

 Alright, Dave. It's only been 3 months. You remember how to type show notes. You remember it's not that hard. It's just fluff. It's all bullshit. I'm convinced it's only Scott reading this stuff and complimenting you on how well done it is. Just pretend you're talking to Scott. 

Sup, daddy. My tits. My luscious tits are getting fucked. Oh god. 

At any rate....if you're not SCOTT and wondering what we did this week - we got together virtually and figured out a more solid recording process for remote shows. No more of that episode 83 nonsense. We are problem solvers. And we got together and pulled off an amazing show that seamlessly flowed from one question to the next. We all had sex stuff on the mind. 

1) Could a human theoretically shove themselves up their own asshole?

2) Would you use a gloryhole?

3) Which professions would be best to implement happy endings?

4) What merit badges would exist in the Man Scouts?


Towards the end of the episode we tease a big announcement. And we will continue to tease here and in the weeks to come. And this isn't some bullshit "OH WE GOT NEW MERCH HURRDURR" kinda announcement. It's legit. And I hope that excited and arouses you. We will reveal the news episode 99 - which will go live 4/1/21 at the bimonthly release schedule we have. And it's not an April Fool's joke. Fuck us for wanting to drop news and the timing totally fucks us. 

But for the next 2 months you'll just have to sit and wonder what kind of garbage we have up our sleeves. See you in 2 weeks, listeners and bozos.

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