May 28, 2020


In an attempt to combine social distancing and remote technology, Scott and Dave recorded together on a patio while Rico calls in. And to top all of that shit off, we have a special guest coming from the show Tap Snaps which we've so kindly shilled in the past. The new acolyte to the group is Blake Weatherly, and he's got some theories on how we should all be killed. 

But before you stumble too far into that, Blake has that show with 2 other dudes, which sounds an awful lot like our show - so we know you'll love it. So at the bottom of our show notes, instead of shilling our own store (with great coffee cups) and our own Patreon (which has bonus episodes for as little as $1 per month including a new episode tomorrow) we will be putting the handles for our brother-podcast. 

Artwork this week features Blake as a muppet choking out Rico done by Scott. All to pay homage for our murder question. 

Here's the questions for the week. 

1) You are God. How do you recreate Earth so that its inhabitants do better than we did?

2) What are some things you can do to make a normal pizzeria more appealing?

3) Which of our cohosts would we murder and how would we do it?

4) Would you rather have $100,000 right now, or $10,000,000 in 10 years?


Tap Snaps handles for you all. 

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