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How would religion as a mental illness be cured?
What things did you deal with as a child that you still deal with as an adult?
What would our body's version of Osmosis Jones look like?
How would we deal with our farts if they had the strength and smell of skunk spray?
How can animals without thumbs kill themselves?
What is the worst trend?
What would Trump do for work if he were suddenly broke?
What are some reasons to look forward to getting super old?
What are the worst things to have automated robots for?
How can we make hospitals better?
What things can kids do that adults would get strange looks for?
What afterlife would you prefer and how would you like to be reincarnated?
**the s e c r e t question**
What are some minor inconveniences in first world countries that would mean nothing to someone in the third world?
How do you know if you've hit rock bottom?
How do blind people know that they're done wiping? (Thanks Beau)
Is swallowing cannibalism?
What other household appliances can be transformed with 'smart' technology, and is it even worthwhile?
If the best part of waking up was a cup of Folgers, what was the rest of that person's morning like?
What would mom slogans be like on harder vices other than wine or coffee?
What animal is the best lay?
What would everyday life be like if everyone had super powers?
Ghost Pepper Gumball review and Damn Ass Rock kid's weird question
What would it be like if every disease was as easily spread as the common cold?
What keeps psychics in business, and how do they compete with each other?
What are the signs of a failing business?
Who would win in a fight between some guy who parks his truck across multiple parking spots or another person who posts statuses about going to the gym but never posts pictures with it?
What would famous drama, horror, and adult movies be like if they were adapted for Disney?
If our body parts grew in relation to the work we do, what would various workers' bodies look like?
What would be the worst time in real life for the Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song to start playing?
Where do we draw the line on a health trend being too weird?
How can we work fat shaming into public society as a means of motivation?
Why do employers allow so many smoke breaks when non smokers get no breaks?
What would a world without glasses mean to our varying degrees of vision?
At what point is it alright to complain about getting old? Why is 20 the new 70?
Is there any bumper sticker that you can slap on your vehicle that is worthwhile or that won't make you look like a massive tool?
Why did train robberies die out, and will they ever return?
If aliens kept humans as pets after abducting us, what would be their standard operating procedure for taking care of us?
If there was a true "opposite day" enacted upon humanity, what would be the worst part?
How would cell phones throughout history change our history?
What is the white people equivalent of fried chicken and watermelon?
Why are people always taking pictures of the dumbest and most uninteresting stuff? How many selfies is too many?
What career fields what it be beneficial for you to be ugly?
Would you rather know when you will die but not how, or how you will die but not when?
How far does a superhero have to change until they are a completely different person?
What is the most convenient and inconvenient phobia to have in different career fields?
Can any actor or actress make their big break from starring in those terrible late-night infomercials?
Why did choosing our own food victim only make its way to lobster tanks?
What would a robot uprising look like only with today's robots?
What would life be like with armpit and pubic dandruff?
What won't we do to lab rats, and what will they do if they could retaliate?
Smitty eats a Trinidad scorpion pepper.
Why do title loan stores always become Taco Bell or Pizza Hut after they fail?
How can our comparisons to things be legitimate if saying "the shit" and "the tits" mean the same thing?
Why are old people so slow if they have less time to do everything?
Which movies of the past portray the future the most accurately?
What was the music of King Henry VIII like?
Which celebrity would make for the most disappointing genie?
Has any method actor gone so far as to believe they became that role in real life, and how would that character adapt to the real world?
What is the end game for party games that become more and more vulgar and disgusting?
What makes a body part high mileage?
Which movie would make for the worst 'on ice' adaptation?
What has Santa seen that makes him only want to come out once per year?
Why are furniture and lumber stores constantly liquidating?
Why is the chip to guacamole ratio always off?
How did we decide to domesticate wolves?
What were cavemen building out of snow?
How did humans become the only other animal to ride animals?
What could you fill a child's pinata with to ruin their birthday party?
Why don't humans appreciate their spleens?
At what point does a big dick go from a gift to a curse?
Is space travel going to pave the way for a new Oregon Trail game?
What are astronauts doing when they're bored in space?
How would human life differ if we had 4 stomachs like a cow?
What is the best way to remedy songs stuck in your head?
When is it acceptable to use a child leash?
Why are we so quick to get angry behind the wheel?
Why did we end up with cow's milk over all other mammals?
What is the proper order of burger assembly?
What would be the weirdest place to find a tiny working human face?
How are adults unable to keep a clean restroom?
What battle went down to crown the lion as King of the Jungle?
Is any food in large quantities automatically disgusting?
If Satan had 8 tiny reindeer, who would be on his team?
How would society differ if dinosaurs were still alive?
What happens to people that win lifetime supplies of anything?
What does God do when he's bored?
Why do fortune cookie fortunes always end up disappointing?
If humans had a bug fix, what would be in the next model?
Why is it unacceptable to use a coffee stirrer as a straw?
Why would a modern world still allow for 1 ply toilet paper?
Has Hollywood films been scaring off aliens from invading?
Why are restaurants with royal sounding names always the worst?
If your mom packed your school lunches, did she love you or hate you?
When is it appropriate to start celebrating Christmas?
What happened when Superman went through puberty?
Should they make happy meals with toys for adults?
Are doctors terrified of apples?
How badly does an overactive bladder have to be to warrant taking medications with awful side effects?
Should there be an advent calendar for people who want depressing daily reminders?
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