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April 22, 2021

Episode 100 THE FINALE

Piss poll results

What are our favorite questions on the show?

Do farts push the poop out or does poop push the farts out?

What would it be like if humans had a mating season?

How was porn invented?

Which animal would be the worst to bang?

The Lightning Dump

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April 08, 2021

Episode 99

What are the stupidest hills we would die on?

Is social media a net positive or negative?

What is the least amount of money you'd accept to let 86,000 people respectfully fuck your ass?

What would the Acolytes do on Onlyfans?

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March 18, 2021

Episode 98

How can Scott stay in practice for sex despite not having any?

How do you prepare your meals?

What have you owned for a long time for no particular reason?


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March 04, 2021

Episode 97

What does pimple juice taste like, and is it better or worse than cum?

Is the body and blood of Christ standardized for all communions?

Who is making the shitty boomer memes on social media?

What if CPR was done by fucking butts?

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February 18, 2021

Episode 96

What services should be made deliverable?

Would you assume the responsibilities of the Headless Horseman if it meant you could use your head for sex stuff?

Which animal would be the strangest with human-style buttcheeks?

What are some good cleanliness tips for pubes?

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February 04, 2021

Episode 95

Can you theoretically crawl up your own asshole?

Would you use a gloryhole?

Which professions would be best to implement happy endings?

What merit badges would exist in the Man Scouts?

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October 15, 2020

Episode 94

What is the tier list of swear words?

What would middle class white people loot?

What is the longest you've gone in adult life without cumming?

What are the worst gender reveal ideas?

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October 01, 2020

Episode 93

What would be the shittiest animal to be?

Can the Acolytes distinguish fake from real news? (ROUND 2)

Why has everyone forgotten about James Cameron's Avatar?

What do Amish people do to entertain themselves while they shit?

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September 17, 2020

Episode 92

How can the movie "Teeth" apply to men and their dicks?

What would a day in the life on Noah's ark have been like?

How have you accidentally ruined a nut?

How would you run your own town?

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September 02, 2020

Episode 91

What are the worst sports?

How would life change if insects were the size of dogs?

What are some superstitions you've held?

How would the Acolytes of Knowledge write horoscopes for idiots that believe star signs?

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August 20, 2020

Episode 90

What are creative ways to get high?

What would we sacrifice to aliens so they'd leave us alone?

Why do rich and famous people diddle kids?

Is everything remotely like everything else?

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August 06, 2020

Episode 89

What is your online selling etiquette?

Why is step sibling porn so common?

How do we solve racism?

Which piece of furniture would you morph into?

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July 23, 2020

Episode 88

What could you rob from somebody to mildly inconvenience them?

How do you up your masturbation game?

Why do you hate people for no good reason?

What would the Acolytes put in the new generation of Pokemon?

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July 09, 2020

Episode 87

How would different ethnic cuisines be approached by deeply rural or redneck areas?

How much can you change an established character without ruining them?

How would you eat an entire Ikea bedframe under threat of death?

What are the most irrational arguments?

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June 25, 2020

Episode 86

How can job orientations be tailored to cynics?

What were the best kids shows?

Why is it that wearing socks and nothing else feels more naked than wearing nothing at all?

What would different bowel syndromes be like if the adjective at the front changed?

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June 11, 2020

Episode 85

What would make a butt legendary?

Domestricated chips?????,,,???

What behaviors would you excuse if somebody had to poop really bad?

If aliens abduct you, would you rather be in their circus or their zoo?

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May 28, 2020


You are God. How do you recreate Earth to make it better?

What can simple pizzerias do to make themselves more appealing?

Which cohost would we kill and how?

Would you rather have $100,000 now or $10,000,000 in 10 years?

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May 14, 2020

Episode 83

Is the current apocalypse exceeding or undercutting expectations?
What would job applications be like if everybody had to campaign for the job they wanted?
For those who say "thoughts and prayers," where is your god now?
What are the weirdest career day presentations?

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April 30, 2020

Episode 82

Low tier, mid tier, god tier of grocery store produce?

A genie switches your butthole with another hole. Which hole do you switch?

You are now St. Peter. Who are you sending to hell?
What are the best things to avoid in a job interview?

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March 27, 2020

Episode 81

How would religion as a mental illness be cured?

What things did you deal with as a child that you still deal with as an adult?

What would our body's version of Osmosis Jones look like?

How would we deal with our farts if they had the strength and smell of skunk spray?

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March 12, 2020

Episode 80

Would you rather only drink or only eat for the rest of your life?

Which inventions would you most take for granted?

What are the stupidest debates?

What song stuck on repeat would cause the most pain?

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February 27, 2020

Episode 79

How can we create the most dystopian work environment?

What are some traditions that have been done away with because they're weird or gross?

What was the biggest lie you were told as a kid?

All boners now cause a buzzing sound. How do you conceal your boners?

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February 14, 2020

Episode 78

You are trapped in the body of a bearded dragon. How do you prove that you're a human on the inside?

Why does the world hate us?

What would it be like if humans exhibited more animal-like behaviors? 

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February 06, 2020

Episode 77

What are the strangest products to do off-the-shelf testing?

In what ways does being rich suck?

Why are ads and branding the fucking worst?

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January 30, 2020

Episode 76

How can animals without thumbs kill themselves?

What is the worst trend?

What would Trump do for work if he were suddenly broke?

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January 23, 2020

Episode 75

What would you do and where would you go during a nuclear holocaust?

What dream logic would you never fall for in real life?

What weird experiments can you do to make people think you're crazy?

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January 16, 2020

Episode 74

What are some reasons to look forward to getting super old?

What are the worst things to have automated robots for?

How can we make hospitals better?

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January 09, 2020

Episode 73

What things can kids do that adults would get strange looks for?

What afterlife would you prefer and how would you like to be reincarnated?

**the s e c r e t question**

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December 27, 2019

A Festive Episode 72

Where did the elves come from?

What are the best and worst Christmas songs?

What would the court proceeding be like for Santa who's reindeer ran grandma over?

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December 12, 2019

Episode 71

1) How do you get a mouse off your dick that is biting it?

2) Why is there no market for my fat, hairy, man nudes?

3) What are the minor inconveniences of being fat or tall?

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December 05, 2019

Episode 70

What essential items can you cut from your life to build a better budget?

How can you enjoy expensive items and experiences for cheap?

What games do you play inside your own head?

Price is Right - Wish Version

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November 14, 2019


1) How would you convince people from 3rd world countries that you're an alien?

2) Why are American small towns the worst?

3) How can a food industry market "butt-lickin' good" as a slogan?

4) What are the dumbest things to make into a drinking game?

5) What is your favorite sexual moan?

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November 07, 2019

Episode 68

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October 31, 2019

Halloween Bullshit

What minor disasters deserve their practice own drills?
If you could talk to animals, what would you say
Who would make the worst dinner guest?
How can Scott get back at his shitty neighbor?

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October 10, 2019

Episode 67

What do you do regularly but still suck at?
What are some common phrases that are obviously wrong?
What would be the weirdest role-reversal to observe?
What famous movies or real events would be made better with midgets?

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October 03, 2019

Episode 66

What if everything was a porno?

Can the acolytes discern fake news from real?

If there were no regulations, what would be the worst thing you could donate your dead body to?

Jesus is in town for the week. What are we doing with him?

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September 12, 2019

Episode 65

What is your most embarrassing moment?

What would take a renaissance fair too far?

What things did you parents tell you to explain events?

Fuck/Marry/Kill - Dog, Mom, Dad

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September 05, 2019

Episode 64

What is the most money you can get and proper order you can sell all of your organs to sustain your life as long as possible?

What are some non stereotypical ways to spend lottery winnings?

What is the best way to prepare toast?

What things are easy to do, but you're too lazy to do them?

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August 29, 2019

Episode 63

How do you slyly adjust your balls or scratch your butthole?

What can be achieved by commenting on porn?

How do you show you're comfortable with your masculinity?

Why do printers still suck?

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August 22, 2019

Episode 62

What time period would you go back to if you could control the circumstances?

What are the best ways to kill time when the power goes out?

What is better than sex?

What would every day life be like if we lived in an infomercial?

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August 15, 2019

Episode 61

1) What are the most important guidelines to follow on a vacation?

2) What are the god tier, mid tier, and shit tier fast food places?

3) Which is worse: kissing a man or shitting your pants in public?

4) What are the stupidest world records to try and set or break?

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August 12, 2019

Episode 60

How can we tell super religious people that they look stupid?

Why don't people mind their own damn business?

What's the worst things you can wish on people to make your life more convenient?

What are the most overused phrases?

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August 01, 2019

Episode 59

What crimes would carnival goldfish commit to make their punishment justified?

What word will replace "expert" once it becomes sarcastic and ironic?

How does age change our perception of size?

Where can you jizz that would give you the most bragging rights?

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July 18, 2019

Episode 58

What is too overrated?

What are the worst business mascots?

What are some unspoken benefits of certain jobs?

What are the god tier, mid tier, and shit tier of nostalgic foods?

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July 11, 2019

Episode 57

Are people that drive motorcycles stupid?

Where is the line between being gay and being curious?

Where is the line between curiosity and being rude when asking personal questions?

What are the god tier, mid tier, and shit tier of midnight snacks?

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June 27, 2019

Episode 56

What invention would you like to take credit for?

How much influence would Christianity have if the messiah's name was Chad?

How can we make epic movies seem less epic?

How should I tell everyone about my little dick?

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June 20, 2019

Episode 55

What are some minor inconveniences in first world countries that would mean nothing to someone in the third world?

How do you know if you've hit rock bottom?

How do blind people know that they're done wiping? (Thanks Beau)

Is swallowing cannibalism?

What other household appliances can be transformed with 'smart' technology, and is it even worthwhile?

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June 13, 2019

Episode 54 (Feat. Legendary Special Guest Part II)

What prizes would be given on game shows for poor people?

What does it mean to be a man?

What are the most useless jobs?

What is the best way to use being gender fluid to your advantage?

What are the lengths we would go to in order to not inconvenience somebody?

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June 06, 2019

Episode 53

If legality wasn't an issue, is there anything Spencer's Gifts would not sell?

What are some creative ways to get out of being robbed or mugged?

When is fat coming back?

What are some stupid things you believed as a child?

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May 30, 2019

The Important Questions Memorial Day Special

Has joining the military lost its respect?

What would wars be like if they were fought between world leaders only in a WWE style?

What fictional character would make the best president?

If a child was elected president with unlimited power and no checks or balances, how would society be?

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May 23, 2019

Episode 52 - Scott Has the Hiccups

What pisses you off?

Should there be a punishment for just being an all around douchebag?

What are the worst movies and why?

Why haven't we been visited by aliens?

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May 16, 2019

Episode 51

What is the weirdest animal hybrid?

Does it actually ever get better?

Why are old people so fuckin' dumb?

What is the most uncomfortable feeling?

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May 02, 2019

Episode 50 - Spicy Time with the Boys

Spicy Time with the Boys

What can't sex sell?

What is the stupidest conspiracy theory?

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April 25, 2019

Episode 49

Who would win in a fight between Wile E Coyote and Tom from Tom and Jerry?

How do you poop?

What is the best way to deal with clogged toilets in various societal situations?

How would the first time machines be used?

What are the steps towards starting your own religious following?

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April 11, 2019

Episode 48

Who has it worse: a guy with no legs or a guy with too many legs?

What is the most dubious MLM?

What would a modern second coming of Jesus look like?

What mundane parts of adulthood have been exciting?

Cube test results

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March 28, 2019

Episode 47

If the best part of waking up was a cup of Folgers, what was the rest of that person's morning like?

What would mom slogans be like on harder vices other than wine or coffee?

What animal is the best lay?

What would everyday life be like if everyone had super powers?

Ghost Pepper Gumball review and Damn Ass Rock kid's weird question

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March 14, 2019


How do you know if you're in love?

What movie would make the worst Lego reboot?

What Halloween costumes shouldn't be made sexy?

What would America be like if the white man never came?

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February 28, 2019

Episode 45 (Feat. Stand-In Acolyte)

How do you make mundane things extreme?

How do you prepare for the collapse of the US?

What would Fear Factor look like if it was remade today?

Why does everything need a survey, and will surveys take over the world?

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February 14, 2019

Episode 44

What would be the strangest alternate reality of the podcast?

What are good ways to fuck with your coworkers?

What can be improved by slapping the "barely legal" label on it?

What would professional institutions be like if they were run by Disney?

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January 17, 2019

Episode 43

Who would make an unlikely recast as a superhero?

How do I attract birds to my backyard?

How can we utilize unlikely products for their medicinal value?

How can sex scenes in movies and TV be created to more resemble real life?

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January 03, 2019

Episode 42

What is the adult equivalent of eating your vegetables?

What is the next business millennials will kill?

What is an inappropriate time to send an edible arrangement?

What are good ways to make money without risk and with maximum reward?

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December 20, 2018

The Important Questions Christmas Special

What animals could replace reindeer on Santa's sleigh?

What would happen if Frosty's hat was put on something else?

How else can we minorly declare war on Christmas?

What isn't made more Christmasy by adding cranberries?

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December 13, 2018

Episode 41 (Legendary Special Guest)

What is the next big push for pseudoscience?

Should prisoners have the option to live their lives as a reality show?

What is in the hierarchy of douchebags?

What would happen if Veggie Tales made cartoons for the more mature themes of religion?

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September 27, 2018

Episode 40

What would it be like if every disease was as easily spread as the common cold?

What keeps psychics in business, and how do they compete with each other?

What are the signs of a failing business?

Who would win in a fight between some guy who parks his truck across multiple parking spots or another person who posts statuses about going to the gym but never posts pictures with it?

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September 13, 2018

Episode 39

What are some less important 'firsts' we may or may not celebrate upon our colonization of Mars?

What are the benefits of being super obese?

Are companies with meal delivery, fast food delivery, and grocery delivery making it more easy and acceptable to become shut-ins?

Do we need another plague?

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April 05, 2018

Episode 38

What are some constructive ways to get rid of irrational anger?

What makes something actually funny?

How can we turn certain vices into artsy and cool hobbies like craft beer did for alcoholism?

What are the advantages of bringing back gladiators for criminals?

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March 22, 2018

Episode 37

What are some new ways to discourage violence?

How would humanity adapt if we were suddenly no longer top of the food chain?

Is there any good left in the world?

How can we make shows like Man Vs. Wild and Survivorman but with children?

Edible crickets review

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March 08, 2018

Episode 36

How can churches do away with collection plates?

How can all major sports start using ridiculous WWE style storylines?

How far back can you trace back your family recipe that your mother makes the best?

How much is it worth to pay for quality sleep?

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February 21, 2018

Episode 35

What would famous drama, horror, and adult movies be like if they were adapted for Disney?

If our body parts grew in relation to the work we do, what would various workers' bodies look like?

What would be the worst time in real life for the Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song to start playing?

Where do we draw the line on a health trend being too weird?

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February 08, 2018

Episode 34

How can we work fat shaming into public society as a means of motivation?

Why do employers allow so many smoke breaks when non smokers get no breaks?

What would a world without glasses mean to our varying degrees of vision?

At what point is it alright to complain about getting old? Why is 20 the new 70?

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October 26, 2017

Episode 33

What events would take place in the fat piece of shit Olympics?

Will pyramid schemes and MLMs be the end of social media?

When are jeans dirty?

Who decided it's not acceptable to drink before 5pm?

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October 18, 2017

The Year 1 Revisit

How can we create The Oregon Trail again tailored to space travel?

How can we make fortunes in fortune cookies better?

Who would bo on Satan's reindeer team?

Where is the line between a big dick being a gift or curse?

Lightning Round: Are traps gay? 

Lightning Round: Why does Smitty love his farts?

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October 16, 2017

Best Moments of Year 1

October 2016 thru October 2017 funniest moments!

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October 12, 2017

Episode 32

What defines a sandwich?

How can fast food restaurants improve waiting in line at the drive-thru?

Who decided adults didn't want their books illustrated?

If you knew you would be homeless tomorrow, how would you prepare?

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October 05, 2017

Episode 31

What would hauntings by modern ghosts be like?

Why do people that smoke weed only ever talk about smoking weed?

Is it a good and marketable idea to try and make a movie that changes genres midway through the film?

How would humans live in a world where Pokemon were actually real?

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September 28, 2017

Episode 30

Is there any bumper sticker that you can slap on your vehicle that is worthwhile or that won't make you look like a massive tool?

Why did train robberies die out, and will they ever return?

If aliens kept humans as pets after abducting us, what would be their standard operating procedure for taking care of us?

If there was a true "opposite day" enacted upon humanity, what would be the worst part?

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September 21, 2017

Episode 29

How would cell phones throughout history change our history?

What is the white people equivalent of fried chicken and watermelon?

 Why are people always taking pictures of the dumbest and most uninteresting stuff? How many selfies is too many?

What career fields what it be beneficial for you to be ugly?

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September 14, 2017

Episode 28

Which jobs would be better performed intoxicated?

How does a quadruple amputee get a lapdance?

Why is it so hard to be a functioning member of society?

Which jobs would give you the skill set to get you prepped for a completely unrelated field?

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September 07, 2017

Episode 27

When is it acceptable to speak to somebody in a public restroom?

How soon is too soon to make fun of tragic events?

What scent would make for the worst scented candle?

How would homeless people and beggard adapt to a world of plastic money?

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August 31, 2017

Episode 26

Which sports would be more entertaining with a little league version?

What would holidays be like if everyone celebrated them with the same intensity of Christmas?

What household cures could be applicable to terminal and terrible diseases?

Why do superheroes need day jobs?

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August 17, 2017

Episode 25

Would you rather know when you will die but not how, or how you will die but not when?

How far does a superhero have to change until they are a completely different person?

What is the most convenient and inconvenient phobia to have in different career fields?

Can any actor or actress make their big break from starring in those terrible late-night infomercials?

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August 10, 2017

Episode 24

What's the deal with airline food?

What's the next move for a hipster to remain against the mainstream?

Why are extremely distracting billboards legal?

What is the next step for people who hold signs with images of abortions?

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July 27, 2017

Episode 23 - Smitty vs. the Trinidad Scorpion

Why did choosing our own food victim only make its way to lobster tanks?

What would a robot uprising look like only with today's robots?

What would life be like with armpit and pubic dandruff?

What won't we do to lab rats, and what will they do if they could retaliate?

Smitty eats a Trinidad scorpion pepper.

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July 20, 2017

Episode 22

Which animal, if kept as a pet, would serve absolutely no benefit?

Which genre of TV or film would be the worst for cameramen?

What keeps so many mattress stores running?

Should Law and Order tailor a series towards minor crimes?

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July 13, 2017

Episode 21

What court case will bring us into the Age of the Bitch?

Will anything ever bring back the toothbrush mustache AKA the Hitler stache?

Why do people like their own farts but dislike other people's farts?

Which creative new ways can be used to escape financial debts?

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July 06, 2017

Episode 20 - Smitty Breaks a World Record

Will Google and Youtube offer degrees since they have so much knowledge to offer?

What can't dynamite fix?

Why do people typically enjoy the smell of their own farts, while to the contrary, dislike the farts of others?

What would be the worst personality to download into your GPS?

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June 29, 2017

Episode 19

What would be the purpose of the government collecting pictures of everybody's flaccid, peeing dick?

What separates MILF porn from just older women without kids?

Why do animals want to jump in front of our cars?

What happens to the Go Fund Me campaigns that fail?

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June 14, 2017

Episode 18

What is the worst thing about the world portrayed by Axe Body Spray?

Is a human Walmart greeter superior to an AI Walmart greeter?

What is the lifespan of fads?

What happens to the Pawn Stars' belongings when they die?

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May 09, 2017

Episode 17

How can sports be tailored to the fat and untalented?

When will the breastaurant bubble burst?

What happens to the 0.01% of bacteria that hand sanitizer can't kill?

What makes a question an important question?

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April 25, 2017

Episode 16

Should companies embrace the secondary uses of their products?

Why is there Braille on the driver's side of anything?

Will memes ever die?

How does every aspect of life work for conjoined twins?

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April 18, 2017

Episode 15

What fetishes could exist in the Harry Potter universe?

What little things can be added to the next Sims game to make it more like real life?

How could you mess with the life of a long lost identical twin?

Should there be more reality TV shows featuring amateurs?

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April 11, 2017

Episode 14

How is Finding Bigfoot still on TV despite having no evidence for bigfoot's existence?

Were Mario and Luigi any good at their plumbing careers?

How bad does a wrist injury have to be to be exempt from masturbation jokes?

Would more people be vegetarian if animals screamed like people?

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February 03, 2017

The Early Tapes: Volume 3

Would you pay to poop if your next bowel movement was promised to be an experience?

What started the slippery banana peel cliche?

Will future sex bots also cater to people with extreme fetishes?

Does Mayor McCheese deserve your vote in the next McDonald's Playland election?

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January 26, 2017

The Early Tapes Volume 2

Should the people of Earth be allowed to crown anyone as Mr. or Miss Universe?

Are jellyfish alive or dead?

Why do slow people always show up the moment you're running late?

What would different kisses be for different nationalities if the French called dibs on using tongue?

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January 19, 2017

Episode 13

Why do title loan stores always become Taco Bell or Pizza Hut after they fail?

How can our comparisons to things be legitimate if saying "the shit" and "the tits" mean the same thing?

Why are old people so slow if they have less time to do everything?

Which movies of the past portray the future the most accurately?

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January 12, 2017

Episode 12

How do states advertise and compete with other states to get you to live there?

What is the science behind a 50% fluffier pancake?

How would mundane items be changed if they were marketed towards men?

What happens if you still have braces on when the apocalypse strikes?

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January 05, 2017

Episode 11

Why do we rewards kids for things that warrant no reward?

What moments in history were likely very awkward?

Is it worth donating to any charities that ask for money at restaurant cash registers and outside grocery stores?

What would be the honest reality of a person who had the power of flight?

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December 29, 2016

Episode 10

What was the music of King Henry VIII like?

Which celebrity would make for the most disappointing genie?

Has any method actor gone so far as to believe they became that role in real life, and how would that character adapt to the real world?

What is the end game for party games that become more and more vulgar and disgusting?

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December 22, 2016

Episode 9

What makes a body part high mileage?

Which movie would make for the worst 'on ice' adaptation?

What has Santa seen that makes him only want to come out once per year?

Why are furniture and lumber stores constantly liquidating?

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December 01, 2016

The Early Tapes: Volume 1

Why is the chip to guacamole ratio always off?

How did we decide to domesticate wolves?

What were cavemen building out of snow?

How did humans become the only other animal to ride animals?

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November 25, 2016

Episode 8

What could you fill a child's pinata with to ruin their birthday party?

Why don't humans appreciate their spleens?

At what point does a big dick go from a gift to a curse?

Is space travel going to pave the way for a new Oregon Trail game?

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November 17, 2016

Episode 7

What are astronauts doing when they're bored in space?

How would human life differ if we had 4 stomachs like a cow?

What is the best way to remedy songs stuck in your head?

When is it acceptable to use a child leash?

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November 10, 2016

Episode 6

Why are we so quick to get angry behind the wheel?

Why did we end up with cow's milk over all other mammals?

What is the proper order of burger assembly?

What would be the weirdest place to find a tiny working human face?

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November 03, 2016

Episode 5

How are adults unable to keep a clean restroom?

What battle went down to crown the lion as King of the Jungle?

Is any food in large quantities automatically disgusting?

If Satan had 8 tiny reindeer, who would be on his team?

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October 27, 2016

Episode 4

How would society differ if dinosaurs were still alive?

What happens to people that win lifetime supplies of anything?

What does God do when he's bored?

Why do fortune cookie fortunes always end up disappointing?

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October 14, 2016

Episode 3

If humans had a bug fix, what would be in the next model?

Why is it unacceptable to use a coffee stirrer as a straw?

Why would a modern world still allow for 1 ply toilet paper?

Has Hollywood films been scaring off aliens from invading?

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October 13, 2016

Episode 1

Why are restaurants with royal sounding names always the worst?

If your mom packed your school lunches, did she love you or hate you?

When is it appropriate to start celebrating Christmas?

What happened when Superman went through puberty?

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October 13, 2016

Episode 2

Should they make happy meals with toys for adults?

Are doctors terrified of apples?

How badly does an overactive bladder have to be to warrant taking medications with awful side effects?

Should there be an advent calendar for people who want depressing daily reminders?

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