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What movie would make the worst Lego reboot?
What Halloween costumes shouldn't be made sexy?
What would America be like if the white man never came?
How do you make mundane things extreme?
How do you prepare for the collapse of the US?
What would Fear Factor look like if it was remade today?
Why does everything need a survey, and will surveys take over the world?
What would be the strangest alternate reality of the podcast?
What are good ways to fuck with your coworkers?
What can be improved by slapping the "barely legal" label on it?
What would professional institutions be like if they were run by Disney?
Who would make an unlikely recast as a superhero?
How do I attract birds to my backyard?
How can we utilize unlikely products for their medicinal value?
How can sex scenes in movies and TV be created to more resemble real life?
What is the adult equivalent of eating your vegetables?
What is the next business millennials will kill?
What is an inappropriate time to send an edible arrangement?
What are good ways to make money without risk and with maximum reward?
What animals could replace reindeer on Santa's sleigh?
What would happen if Frosty's hat was put on something else?
How else can we minorly declare war on Christmas?
What isn't made more Christmasy by adding cranberries?
What is the next big push for pseudoscience?
Should prisoners have the option to live their lives as a reality show?
What is in the hierarchy of douchebags?
What would happen if Veggie Tales made cartoons for the more mature themes of religion?
What would it be like if every disease was as easily spread as the common cold?
What keeps psychics in business, and how do they compete with each other?
What are the signs of a failing business?
Who would win in a fight between some guy who parks his truck across multiple parking spots or another person who posts statuses about going to the gym but never posts pictures with it?
What are some less important 'firsts' we may or may not celebrate upon our colonization of Mars?
What are the benefits of being super obese?
Are companies with meal delivery, fast food delivery, and grocery delivery making it more easy and acceptable to become shut-ins?
Do we need another plague?
What are some constructive ways to get rid of irrational anger?
What makes something actually funny?
How can we turn certain vices into artsy and cool hobbies like craft beer did for alcoholism?
What are the advantages of bringing back gladiators for criminals?
What are some new ways to discourage violence?
How would humanity adapt if we were suddenly no longer top of the food chain?
Is there any good left in the world?
How can we make shows like Man Vs. Wild and Survivorman but with children?
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How can churches do away with collection plates?
How can all major sports start using ridiculous WWE style storylines?
How far back can you trace back your family recipe that your mother makes the best?
How much is it worth to pay for quality sleep?
What would famous drama, horror, and adult movies be like if they were adapted for Disney?
If our body parts grew in relation to the work we do, what would various workers' bodies look like?
What would be the worst time in real life for the Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song to start playing?
Where do we draw the line on a health trend being too weird?
How can we work fat shaming into public society as a means of motivation?
Why do employers allow so many smoke breaks when non smokers get no breaks?
What would a world without glasses mean to our varying degrees of vision?
At what point is it alright to complain about getting old? Why is 20 the new 70?
What events would take place in the fat piece of shit Olympics?
Will pyramid schemes and MLMs be the end of social media?
When are jeans dirty?
Who decided it's not acceptable to drink before 5pm?
How can we create The Oregon Trail again tailored to space travel?
How can we make fortunes in fortune cookies better?
Who would bo on Satan's reindeer team?
Where is the line between a big dick being a gift or curse?
Lightning Round: Are traps gay?
Lightning Round: Why does Smitty love his farts?
What defines a sandwich?
How can fast food restaurants improve waiting in line at the drive-thru?
Who decided adults didn't want their books illustrated?
If you knew you would be homeless tomorrow, how would you prepare?
What would hauntings by modern ghosts be like?
Why do people that smoke weed only ever talk about smoking weed?
Is it a good and marketable idea to try and make a movie that changes genres midway through the film?
How would humans live in a world where Pokemon were actually real?
Is there any bumper sticker that you can slap on your vehicle that is worthwhile or that won't make you look like a massive tool?
Why did train robberies die out, and will they ever return?
If aliens kept humans as pets after abducting us, what would be their standard operating procedure for taking care of us?
If there was a true "opposite day" enacted upon humanity, what would be the worst part?
How would cell phones throughout history change our history?
What is the white people equivalent of fried chicken and watermelon?
Why are people always taking pictures of the dumbest and most uninteresting stuff? How many selfies is too many?
What career fields what it be beneficial for you to be ugly?
Which jobs would be better performed intoxicated?
How does a quadruple amputee get a lapdance?
Why is it so hard to be a functioning member of society?
Which jobs would give you the skill set to get you prepped for a completely unrelated field?
When is it acceptable to speak to somebody in a public restroom?
How soon is too soon to make fun of tragic events?
What scent would make for the worst scented candle?
How would homeless people and beggard adapt to a world of plastic money?
Which sports would be more entertaining with a little league version?
What would holidays be like if everyone celebrated them with the same intensity of Christmas?
What household cures could be applicable to terminal and terrible diseases?
Why do superheroes need day jobs?
Would you rather know when you will die but not how, or how you will die but not when?
How far does a superhero have to change until they are a completely different person?
What is the most convenient and inconvenient phobia to have in different career fields?
Can any actor or actress make their big break from starring in those terrible late-night infomercials?
What's the deal with airline food?
What's the next move for a hipster to remain against the mainstream?
Why are extremely distracting billboards legal?
What is the next step for people who hold signs with images of abortions?
Why did choosing our own food victim only make its way to lobster tanks?
What would a robot uprising look like only with today's robots?
What would life be like with armpit and pubic dandruff?
What won't we do to lab rats, and what will they do if they could retaliate?
Smitty eats a Trinidad scorpion pepper.
Which animal, if kept as a pet, would serve absolutely no benefit?
Which genre of TV or film would be the worst for cameramen?
What keeps so many mattress stores running?
Should Law and Order tailor a series towards minor crimes?
What court case will bring us into the Age of the Bitch?
Will anything ever bring back the toothbrush mustache AKA the Hitler stache?
Why do people like their own farts but dislike other people's farts?
Which creative new ways can be used to escape financial debts?
Will Google and Youtube offer degrees since they have so much knowledge to offer?
What can't dynamite fix?
Why do people typically enjoy the smell of their own farts, while to the contrary, dislike the farts of others?
What would be the worst personality to download into your GPS?
What would be the purpose of the government collecting pictures of everybody's flaccid, peeing dick?
What separates MILF porn from just older women without kids?
Why do animals want to jump in front of our cars?
What happens to the Go Fund Me campaigns that fail?
What is the worst thing about the world portrayed by Axe Body Spray?
Is a human Walmart greeter superior to an AI Walmart greeter?
What is the lifespan of fads?
What happens to the Pawn Stars' belongings when they die?
How can sports be tailored to the fat and untalented?
When will the breastaurant bubble burst?
What happens to the 0.01% of bacteria that hand sanitizer can't kill?
What makes a question an important question?
Should companies embrace the secondary uses of their products?
Why is there Braille on the driver's side of anything?
Will memes ever die?
How does every aspect of life work for conjoined twins?
What fetishes could exist in the Harry Potter universe?
What little things can be added to the next Sims game to make it more like real life?
How could you mess with the life of a long lost identical twin?
Should there be more reality TV shows featuring amateurs?
How is Finding Bigfoot still on TV despite having no evidence for bigfoot's existence?
Were Mario and Luigi any good at their plumbing careers?
How bad does a wrist injury have to be to be exempt from masturbation jokes?
Would more people be vegetarian if animals screamed like people?
Would you pay to poop if your next bowel movement was promised to be an experience?
What started the slippery banana peel cliche?
Will future sex bots also cater to people with extreme fetishes?
Does Mayor McCheese deserve your vote in the next McDonald's Playland election?
Should the people of Earth be allowed to crown anyone as Mr. or Miss Universe?
Are jellyfish alive or dead?
Why do slow people always show up the moment you're running late?
What would different kisses be for different nationalities if the French called dibs on using tongue?
Why do title loan stores always become Taco Bell or Pizza Hut after they fail?
How can our comparisons to things be legitimate if saying "the shit" and "the tits" mean the same thing?
Why are old people so slow if they have less time to do everything?
Which movies of the past portray the future the most accurately?
How do states advertise and compete with other states to get you to live there?
What is the science behind a 50% fluffier pancake?
How would mundane items be changed if they were marketed towards men?
What happens if you still have braces on when the apocalypse strikes?
Why do we rewards kids for things that warrant no reward?
What moments in history were likely very awkward?
Is it worth donating to any charities that ask for money at restaurant cash registers and outside grocery stores?
What would be the honest reality of a person who had the power of flight?
What was the music of King Henry VIII like?
Which celebrity would make for the most disappointing genie?
Has any method actor gone so far as to believe they became that role in real life, and how would that character adapt to the real world?
What is the end game for party games that become more and more vulgar and disgusting?
What makes a body part high mileage?
Which movie would make for the worst 'on ice' adaptation?
What has Santa seen that makes him only want to come out once per year?
Why are furniture and lumber stores constantly liquidating?
Why is the chip to guacamole ratio always off?
How did we decide to domesticate wolves?
What were cavemen building out of snow?
How did humans become the only other animal to ride animals?
What could you fill a child's pinata with to ruin their birthday party?
Why don't humans appreciate their spleens?
At what point does a big dick go from a gift to a curse?
Is space travel going to pave the way for a new Oregon Trail game?
What are astronauts doing when they're bored in space?
How would human life differ if we had 4 stomachs like a cow?
What is the best way to remedy songs stuck in your head?
When is it acceptable to use a child leash?
Why are we so quick to get angry behind the wheel?
Why did we end up with cow's milk over all other mammals?
What is the proper order of burger assembly?
What would be the weirdest place to find a tiny working human face?
How are adults unable to keep a clean restroom?
What battle went down to crown the lion as King of the Jungle?
Is any food in large quantities automatically disgusting?
If Satan had 8 tiny reindeer, who would be on his team?
How would society differ if dinosaurs were still alive?
What happens to people that win lifetime supplies of anything?
What does God do when he's bored?
Why do fortune cookie fortunes always end up disappointing?
If humans had a bug fix, what would be in the next model?
Why is it unacceptable to use a coffee stirrer as a straw?
Why would a modern world still allow for 1 ply toilet paper?
Has Hollywood films been scaring off aliens from invading?
Why are restaurants with royal sounding names always the worst?
If your mom packed your school lunches, did she love you or hate you?
When is it appropriate to start celebrating Christmas?
What happened when Superman went through puberty?
Should they make happy meals with toys for adults?
Are doctors terrified of apples?
How badly does an overactive bladder have to be to warrant taking medications with awful side effects?
Should there be an advent calendar for people who want depressing daily reminders?
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