Piss poll results
What are our favorite questions on the show?
Do farts push the poop out or does poop push the farts out?
What would it be like if humans had a mating season?
How was porn invented?
Which animal would be the worst to bang?
The Lightning Dump
What services should be made deliverable?
Would you assume the responsibilities of the Headless Horseman if it meant you could use your head for sex stuff?
Which animal would be the strangest with human-style buttcheeks?
What are some good cleanliness tips for pubes?
Is the current apocalypse exceeding or undercutting expectations?
What would job applications be like if everybody had to campaign for the job they wanted?
For those who say "thoughts and prayers," where is your god now?
What are the weirdest career day presentations?
How would religion as a mental illness be cured?
What things did you deal with as a child that you still deal with as an adult?
What would our body's version of Osmosis Jones look like?
How would we deal with our farts if they had the strength and smell of skunk spray?
How can we create the most dystopian work environment?
What are some traditions that have been done away with because they're weird or gross?
What was the biggest lie you were told as a kid?
All boners now cause a buzzing sound. How do you conceal your boners?
1) How would you convince people from 3rd world countries that you're an alien?
2) Why are American small towns the worst?
3) How can a food industry market "butt-lickin' good" as a slogan?
4) What are the dumbest things to make into a drinking game?
5) What is your favorite sexual moan?
What is the most money you can get and proper order you can sell all of your organs to sustain your life as long as possible?
What are some non stereotypical ways to spend lottery winnings?
What is the best way to prepare toast?
What things are easy to do, but you're too lazy to do them?
1) What are the most important guidelines to follow on a vacation?
2) What are the god tier, mid tier, and shit tier fast food places?
3) Which is worse: kissing a man or shitting your pants in public?
4) What are the stupidest world records to try and set or break?
What are some minor inconveniences in first world countries that would mean nothing to someone in the third world?
How do you know if you've hit rock bottom?
How do blind people know that they're done wiping? (Thanks Beau)
Is swallowing cannibalism?
What other household appliances can be transformed with 'smart' technology, and is it even worthwhile?
What prizes would be given on game shows for poor people?
What does it mean to be a man?
What are the most useless jobs?
What is the best way to use being gender fluid to your advantage?
What are the lengths we would go to in order to not inconvenience somebody?
Has joining the military lost its respect?
What would wars be like if they were fought between world leaders only in a WWE style?
What fictional character would make the best president?
If a child was elected president with unlimited power and no checks or balances, how would society be?
Who would win in a fight between Wile E Coyote and Tom from Tom and Jerry?
How do you poop?
What is the best way to deal with clogged toilets in various societal situations?
How would the first time machines be used?
What are the steps towards starting your own religious following?
If the best part of waking up was a cup of Folgers, what was the rest of that person's morning like?
What would mom slogans be like on harder vices other than wine or coffee?
What animal is the best lay?
What would everyday life be like if everyone had super powers?
Ghost Pepper Gumball review and Damn Ass Rock kid's weird question
What is the next big push for pseudoscience?
Should prisoners have the option to live their lives as a reality show?
What is in the hierarchy of douchebags?
What would happen if Veggie Tales made cartoons for the more mature themes of religion?
What would it be like if every disease was as easily spread as the common cold?
What keeps psychics in business, and how do they compete with each other?
What are the signs of a failing business?
Who would win in a fight between some guy who parks his truck across multiple parking spots or another person who posts statuses about going to the gym but never posts pictures with it?
What are some less important 'firsts' we may or may not celebrate upon our colonization of Mars?
What are the benefits of being super obese?
Are companies with meal delivery, fast food delivery, and grocery delivery making it more easy and acceptable to become shut-ins?
Do we need another plague?
What would famous drama, horror, and adult movies be like if they were adapted for Disney?
If our body parts grew in relation to the work we do, what would various workers' bodies look like?
What would be the worst time in real life for the Seinfeld or Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song to start playing?
Where do we draw the line on a health trend being too weird?
How can we work fat shaming into public society as a means of motivation?
Why do employers allow so many smoke breaks when non smokers get no breaks?
What would a world without glasses mean to our varying degrees of vision?
At what point is it alright to complain about getting old? Why is 20 the new 70?
How can we create The Oregon Trail again tailored to space travel?
How can we make fortunes in fortune cookies better?
Who would bo on Satan's reindeer team?
Where is the line between a big dick being a gift or curse?
Lightning Round: Are traps gay?
Lightning Round: Why does Smitty love his farts?
What would hauntings by modern ghosts be like?
Why do people that smoke weed only ever talk about smoking weed?
Is it a good and marketable idea to try and make a movie that changes genres midway through the film?
How would humans live in a world where Pokemon were actually real?
Is there any bumper sticker that you can slap on your vehicle that is worthwhile or that won't make you look like a massive tool?
Why did train robberies die out, and will they ever return?
If aliens kept humans as pets after abducting us, what would be their standard operating procedure for taking care of us?
If there was a true "opposite day" enacted upon humanity, what would be the worst part?
How would cell phones throughout history change our history?
What is the white people equivalent of fried chicken and watermelon?
Why are people always taking pictures of the dumbest and most uninteresting stuff? How many selfies is too many?
What career fields what it be beneficial for you to be ugly?
Which sports would be more entertaining with a little league version?
What would holidays be like if everyone celebrated them with the same intensity of Christmas?
What household cures could be applicable to terminal and terrible diseases?
Why do superheroes need day jobs?
Would you rather know when you will die but not how, or how you will die but not when?
How far does a superhero have to change until they are a completely different person?
What is the most convenient and inconvenient phobia to have in different career fields?
Can any actor or actress make their big break from starring in those terrible late-night infomercials?
Why did choosing our own food victim only make its way to lobster tanks?
What would a robot uprising look like only with today's robots?
What would life be like with armpit and pubic dandruff?
What won't we do to lab rats, and what will they do if they could retaliate?
Smitty eats a Trinidad scorpion pepper.
Will Google and Youtube offer degrees since they have so much knowledge to offer?
What can't dynamite fix?
Why do people typically enjoy the smell of their own farts, while to the contrary, dislike the farts of others?
What would be the worst personality to download into your GPS?
How is Finding Bigfoot still on TV despite having no evidence for bigfoot's existence?
Were Mario and Luigi any good at their plumbing careers?
How bad does a wrist injury have to be to be exempt from masturbation jokes?
Would more people be vegetarian if animals screamed like people?
Would you pay to poop if your next bowel movement was promised to be an experience?
What started the slippery banana peel cliche?
Will future sex bots also cater to people with extreme fetishes?
Does Mayor McCheese deserve your vote in the next McDonald's Playland election?
Should the people of Earth be allowed to crown anyone as Mr. or Miss Universe?
Are jellyfish alive or dead?
Why do slow people always show up the moment you're running late?
What would different kisses be for different nationalities if the French called dibs on using tongue?
Why do title loan stores always become Taco Bell or Pizza Hut after they fail?
How can our comparisons to things be legitimate if saying "the shit" and "the tits" mean the same thing?
Why are old people so slow if they have less time to do everything?
Which movies of the past portray the future the most accurately?
How do states advertise and compete with other states to get you to live there?
What is the science behind a 50% fluffier pancake?
How would mundane items be changed if they were marketed towards men?
What happens if you still have braces on when the apocalypse strikes?
Why do we rewards kids for things that warrant no reward?
What moments in history were likely very awkward?
Is it worth donating to any charities that ask for money at restaurant cash registers and outside grocery stores?
What would be the honest reality of a person who had the power of flight?
What was the music of King Henry VIII like?
Which celebrity would make for the most disappointing genie?
Has any method actor gone so far as to believe they became that role in real life, and how would that character adapt to the real world?
What is the end game for party games that become more and more vulgar and disgusting?
Should they make happy meals with toys for adults?
Are doctors terrified of apples?
How badly does an overactive bladder have to be to warrant taking medications with awful side effects?
Should there be an advent calendar for people who want depressing daily reminders?