This is week 1 of our most brutal and heavy theme. You will have 3 weeks to enjoy it. The anger is real. The pain is real.
The Important Questions Hardcore Theme
Anyways we've started polling for our revisit questions - just throwing up a handful at a time and seeing what gets votes. In order to vote go to @ImpQuestionsPDC on Twitter and let us know what you want to hear again! Our first birthday...
Hey folks, this is the last week. Download The Important Questions Aloha Theme and get ready for next week's new theme! This week's art brought to you by Smitty featuring an amputee sitting in the Important Questions BBQ sauce, available soon through our store.
But seriously, in the coming weeks we're going to need help! Help from you - the fans, the listeners, the acolytes at home. By going to our contact or...
The Important Questions Aloha Theme
That link up there - that's our featured theme song for last week, this week, and the week to come. We're releasing new genres every 3 weeks until we've used them all up. Then, something magical is coming! Keep your ears peeled.
Anyways, welcome to episode 27, the episode that features our characters as homeless folk - relevant to Mr. Crane's questions of the week. Hope you...
Have you heard our latest in our line of theme songs? If not, here's a way for you to start:
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Art by Smitty and on time by Smitty. Feat sexy Abe Lincoln
Be sure and listen to the end and get a feel for where the show is going for our first year anniversary! 3 shows in 1 week and we're going to need your help!
But without...
If you haven't yet downloaded The Important Questions Theme Punk Style then why not do it now?
This week again features 2 arts - Mitch got involved in the fun! Scroll down for Smitty making salty art about how we always pick on him for loving his own goddamn farts.
Now if you're not already aware, we've done 2 lightning round style episodes in the past, and we encourage you to give them a...
Hey, for the next 2 weeks we're showing off The Important Questions Theme Punk Style in our series of theme song genres. More to come!
Assuming Smitty returns some artwork, I'll post it at the bottom of the page. This week, myself, the great Dave, drew up a masterpiece of art to feature. Mitch drinks aids, but only a taste.
The questions for this week...
Welcome all to week 24. Sincere apologies for taking the last week off, but shit happens. Anyways, as is tradition. Please download our newest theme song! The Important Questions Theme Punk Style
This week features a great nsfw piece of titty art. Pls enjoy.
Questions for the week are as follows:
1) Yeah, everyone has heard of the age old question "what's the deal with airline food"...
This is our last week advertising The Important Questions Theme in A Capella but next week there will be another new and fantastic genre!
Please enjoy our sweet rat art from Smitty's hand to your brain. Also, stick around til the end! Smitty will be eating the world's 2nd hottest pepper - The Trinidad Scorpion!
If you make it that far, we reward you all with a lightning round question: Why...
If you have not yet downloaded The Important Questions Theme in A Capella then please find the time to do so now!
Also enjoy our weekly artwork that Smitty brings to the table. This one's related to question #4 of this week.
This week, we're beginning the hype for next week. Will Smitty die next week during his ultimate challenge? Find out next time, but also stay tuned for this week too. The...
This week, please enjoy the third version of our theme song. Warning: stupid. The Important Questions Theme in A Capella
How stupid can one week of the show be? Last week we tried and succeeded at a world record yeah boi. Last week we discussed why Smitty loves his farts. So just how stupid can our 21st episode be?
Please enjoy our artwork for the week too, a lovely depiction of our acolyte...
Be sure to download The Important Questions Theme in 8 bit and you'll have about 35 seconds of fun.
Speaking of 35 seconds of fun, you're in for 39 seconds of world shattering record breaking this week in our special 20th episode!
You've all seen the video of that kid that attempts the longest...
Hey folks, if you haven't checked out The Important Questions Theme in 8 bit then you're really missing out. It's the first of many different genres our theme will be transformed to.
Hear our intro? That was Myk O'Connor. He runs a podcast called Can I Get a Ride which gives a funny perspective of the ride sharing world from a career...
First and foremost, we have the first new genre of theme song this week! Please feel free to check out and download The Important Questions Theme in 8 bit
This week's art is a dick tree. Thanks, Smitty.
If you're here for the 2017 Dark Lord Imperial Stout review, click around the 53 minute mark. But listen to the rest too, we're pretty good.
This is the 2nd of our listener episodes. All 4...
The Important Questions now has a new and permanent recording location! This of course means more episodes, a more consistent schedule, and new content and website additions! We're dropping episodes every Thursday as we did before, with the exception of this late Wednesday release. I'll put more of the "what's happening" after the show notes.
But first, make sure you download that The Important...
Have you downloaded The Important Questions Theme Song yet?
This week's artwork depicts Smitty's question pummeling him in a brilliant comic sans font. Praise be to comic sans!
Due to my shitty cohosts interrupting me, I start this episode off. I want to know how more sports can be tailored to the fat and untalented. With baseball, we created softball. With golf, we created mini-golf. Now my fatass doesn't...
The Important Questions Theme Song
As always, download our theme song!
Some fans may remember around December of 2016 we dropped a lightning round episode. Well, we had a few months since then, and we all got another question that would be great if we were forced to only talk about it for 5 minutes. That's the catch of these episodes: if we can't finish the topic in 5 minutes, we don't.
We hope...
Be sure to download The Important Questions Theme Song
This week's artwork depicts a cancerous meme. Don't stare too long. It's like the sun or something. As always, the artwork is brought to you by Smitty.
Mitch kicks off our 16th episode. Why don't commercials for products simply embrace their secondary uses? Those tissues, that lotion, that toilet paper..... Also, why are people so offended by...
As always, feel free to download our theme song composed by Dave, Mitch, and Scott.
Episode 15's artwork features myself, Dave, as a Sims character shooting up. Leads into my question for this week. However, I'm down at question #2 for this episode. First question goes to Smitty.
The Harry Potter universe has a lot to offer by itself but doesn't explore the possibilities of all the fetishes...
If you dig our theme song, Mitch, Scott, and I wrote that. Feel free to download it by clicking that wonderful link.
Welcome back fans. It's been 2 long months of basking in questions without anybody to answer them, and I'm happy to say we're not dead and will be answering those questions yet again. Please enjoy this week's art by Smitty which he couldn't scan because technology still sucks and...
Welcome to this, our final in the archived series of demos that we recorded before our initial show release.
These shows were recorded as our starting point, and we had much to learn from these. Also, most could probably realize we upgraded Mitch's microphone. Take these for what they are. There's definitely some good parts here and there. This week:
I ask about building pay to poop facilities. Every human need has been monetized except for our need to defecate. If your...
We lazy bastards weren't able to record an episode this week. Please enjoy the 2nd of our wonderful demos of the show before we began releasing content. I would do better notes this week, but for the life of me, I don't remember much of what we talked about.
What I do know is that these demos were a learning experience and helped craft the podcast we know today. Our original intent was to lie about our backgrounds and tell people Smitty worked at McDonald's in a constant...
Unlucky episode 13. Hopefully what's inside doesn't kill you.
This week features 4 questions instead of our usual 4 questions. Sorry everybody.
First question - most title loan stores end up in an old Pizza Hut or Taco Bell. Could you theoretically just go in and demand food?
Secondly, how are our comparisons to things legitimate if we say things are "good as shit" and "good as tits" if they're both meant to be the same?
Why are old people so slow if they have...
"It's not colored because I'm a pretentious piece of shit."
-Smitty on why artwork of himself is black and white. There's your explanation.
For those of you who read my show notes, thank you. You are the reason I type show notes. These show notes are the show notes for our 12th episode.
Mitch hosts this week and tried something new by giving us a quick lightning question right off the bat. If your doctor gave you a prostate exam and described the results to you using...
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Hey guys, we here at The Important Questions like doing nice things. This week, we encourage you all to donate to St. Jude and their spectacular medical research. Also, we're going to do some donating ourselves. For every 5 downloads before January 31, we will pitch in $1.
One more bit before the content of our show this week - huge...
Fair warning....episode 10 features our opinions on several celebrities. And since we don't really matter...please just assume we're jealous of their fame and fortune.
Mitch opens up this episode, which has never been done before. We dive into the world of history with King Henry VIII, the king famous for chopping heads off women who couldn't give him a son. It's well known that he was a famous musician and composer. Knowing the person he was, what was the genre and...
Dave here, and welcome to our ninth episode of our regular content. This week, we had a lot on our minds and several open ended questions that you may have had yourself.
Before we dive into content, I want to give my support to the podcast Srsly Casual for being along our side through our early episodes and being the good friends they are. For all the support they've shown us, we do the same for them. Give them a listen!
Our first season is over and we've accumulated a fair deal of questions that didn't make the cut. Perhaps they just weren't good enough. Perhaps they were, but didn't warrant as much discussion. This episode, we took all of those unloved questions and made them the stars. This episode features 8 questions at 5 minutes a piece.
This is the episode that you, the listeners, have created. We read through the questions submitted and have 3 ready to explain and discuss,
Our first listener asks how cavemen know their one night stands are over. Our second listener question is regarding the best way out of a speeding ticket. Finally, we cap it off with the classic: How do blind people know when they're done wiping?
Listeners - keep submitting your questions! This is just Volume 1 and we hope to continue...
We're off this week, so enjoy our first archived demo! This episode is our first attempt at creating the podcast. Some things worked, some things didn't. Also, we got Mitch a better microphone. But at the risk of rambling, here's what you can expect: Who is coming up with the ratio of chips to guacamole? How did we originally begin to domesticate wolves? What were cavemen building out of snow? How did humans become the only animal to ride other animals? The Important Questions returns with...
It's the season finale! All that means is why we record new batches of episodes, the next few weeks will feature bonus content. We'll still be around....
Anyways, this Thanksgiving Day release is sure to get your family talking. What could you fill a pinata with to ruin a child's birthday party? Why doesn't the human race appreciate their spleens like we do for other organs? At what point does a big dick go from a gift to a curse? Is space travel paving the way for a new Oregon Trail...
Welcome to this, our finest seventh episode of all seventh episodes. This week the discussion leads us down a dark path. What are astronauts doing when they get bored in space? How would human life differ if we adopted the cows' four-stomach system? What's the best way to remedy catchy songs in your head? When is it acceptable to use child leashes? Also heads up - you still have until December 3 to download Episode 5 on Soundcloud. For every 5 downloads, we're planting a tree!
On this magnificent 6th episode, the questions go harder than they've ever gone before. Why are we so quick to road rage? Why, of all milk choices, did we end up with the cow? What is the order of proper burger assembly? What would be the weirdest place to find a tiny working human face? We won't be planting trees this episode, but as a heads up - you can still download episode 5 until December 3rd on Soundcloud and get us to plant some more trees!
Episode 5!! This episode only: For every 5 downloads through Soundcloud (up until December 3) we at The Important Questions will plant 1 tree. For real! This week we take on some burning, itching, sensational questions. How are adults still unable to keep a clean bathroom? What battle went down to make the lion King of the Jungle? Is any food is large quantities automatically disgusting? If Satan had 8 tiny reindeer, who would make that team? As always, please leave a comment and ask your own...
Welcome back, all. This week on The Important Questions, we seek to solve some serious issues. For example, how would our society differ today if dinosaurs still existed? What happens to people who win lifetime supplies? What does God do when he gets bored? Why do our fortune cookie fortunes always disappoint us? All of that.....but no more. Have a great week!
Hello, listeners. Here's what we're breaking down for you. If humans had a bug fix, what would be in human 2? Why is it unacceptable to use the hollow coffee stirrers as a straw for your coffee? Why would a modernizing world still allow for 1 ply toilet paper? And has Hollywood been scaring off alien invasions with their films?
Ever thought your #5 run of the mill fast food combo lacked the magic you knew in the old kids meals? Do you need to be concerned about your diet before your next doctor's visit? How valuable is life in terms of daily pee breaks? Finally, why not make a depressing daily reminder for yourself daily? Get in here and figure it all out with us.
Welcome home, friends. This is The Important Questions. Here on week 1 we're skipping the introductions and heading straight into the dirty work. Why are buffet kings everywhere not challenged to their roles? Did your mother potential hate you before sending you to school as a child? When can you start celebrating your favorite holidays? What happened in Superman's puberty? All that answers are inside.
