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November 12, 2020

An Erotic Update From Dave

Dave here to break down our future plans and give an erotic but informative story about how your face mask can protect you. We'll be figuring ourselves out soon. 

Today's reading is from Chuck Tingle - and this guy is absolutely hilarious. Not all of his stories are free as PDFs on his website, but a few related to our pandemic, masks, social distancing, etc. are free on his site. Funny stuff to read - highly recommended if you need to spend $1 on Amazon to get free shipping. 

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