For the 2nd week in a row, an unwanted visitor forcefully ejaculated themselves into our mix. This week, our ejaculate is Beau. He'll be calling in later in the show to ask a question that we clearly already asked back in 2016 during our 1st listener special. He calls himself a fan, but that's some shit if you can't recall all 200+ questions during our show's history at a whim.
Anyways, here's a link to some shit that we spoke about this episode. It's The Office theme but set to nazi Germany just to prove literally anything exists. I forgot when we talked about that, but I am not known for making super accurate, detailed, punctual show notes. What you see is what you get.
Oh shit, Dave, isn't there some other way to support your dank show? I already donated to Patreon and got that sweet extra bonus episode per month for just $1 per month. Well yes, you can. We just opened up OUR FUGGIN' MERCH SHOP where you can buy some shit branded with our puppet faces on it. Shirts only come in size S-XL for now (sorry obese fanbase).
That's enough shilling for ourselves for now...here's our questions this week.
1) What are some minor inconveniences in first world countries that would mean nothing to someone living in a third world country?
2) How do you know that you've hit rock bottom?
3) How do blind people know that they're done wiping?
- Side note........The Listener Special Part 1 already went over this. But again, fuckin' Beau seemed to have let that slip his mind.
4) Is swallowing cannibalism?
5) What household appliances can be transformed with 'smart' technology, and is it even worthwhile?
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