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Artwork this week from Smitty features a 12-legged Jesus chugging essential oils. Word of advice, never use #EssentialOils on Instagram unless you want some huns selling you shit. Also, please welcome back Rico this week. He's certainly proving to be okay.
We start things off with the Cube Test results, but otherwise, this week's questions are......
1) Who has it worse: a guy with no legs or a guy with too many legs?
2) What is the most dubious MLM?
3) What would a modern second coming of Jesus look like?
4) What mundane parts of adulthood have been exciting?
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Your questions, answered.
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What accents would animals have if they could talk?
The guys take the Cube Test.
What is the best way to exit an awkward situation?
What would it be like if the Grinch tried to steal other holidays?
Review of Barnett's Mega Sours candy
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Haggis food review.
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The show where we decide just how low we'll go...
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