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April 08, 2021

Episode 99

Episode 99

The Acolytes are back together again in one room podcasting to the void! And we have a LOT of Rico gifts to make up for, and tons of arguing to get back to. And here's what has us arguing this week.

1) What are the stupidest hills we would die on?

2) Is social media a net positive or negative?

3) What is the least amount of money you'd accept to let 86,000 people respectfully fuck your ass?

4) What would the Acolytes do on Onlyfans?


As promised we have a nice juicy large grande announcement at the end of this episode. More details to come in later weeks but please give it a listen and enjoy the things to come!

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