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January 17, 2019

Episode 43

Episode 43

Good morning acolytes, here is your episode 43 breakdown  

Who would make an unlikely recast as a superhero?

How do I attract birds to my backyard?

How can we utilize unlikely products for their medicinal value?

How can sex scenes in movies and TV be created to more resemble real life?

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