This is our first official episode recorded via Discord. It has its hiccups, but is otherwise funny and you'll love it and you'll love me, and you'll love everything about its content and questions. We're deciding whether we'll keep up this route, try something new, or pause the show. Anyone's guess at the moment. Here's the questions this week.
1) Is the current apocalypse exceeding or undercutting expectations?
2) What would job applications be like if everybody had to campaign for the job they wanted?
3) For those who say "thoughts and prayers," where is your god now?
4) What are the weirdest career day presentations?
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