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August 22, 2019

Episode 62

Episode 62

Holy shit beauners, is that over 90 minutes of content? Yes, it fucking is. And you're welcome. 

Holy shit beauners, is that 2 guys getting off on a golf course as your artwork?  Yes it fucking is. And you'll get it later. And you're welcome.

Holy shit beauners, is next week a bonus episode? Yes it fucking is. And $1 per month can mean you have some gr8 fuggin content. And you're welcome.

This week, the questions are......

1) What time period would you go back to if you could control the circumstances?

2) What are the best ways to kill time when the power goes out?

3) What is better than sex?

4) What would every day life be like if we lived in an infomercial?

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