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May 16, 2019

Episode 51

Episode 51

These are what we in the podcast industry call show notes. Here you can find cool details about the show that is occurring, but also find out some weekly news and shit that goes on within our little organization. Some podcasts do show notes with some insane critical detail. They timestamp every new topic change and let you jump around. But our show is nearly always off the rails, guided by some vague subject matter in a poorly designed format. So for that reason, all I do is list the subjects in the order in which they can be heard. And this week, it goes like this.....

1) What would be the weirdest animal hybrid?

2) Does it actually ever get better?

3) Why are old people so fuckin' dumb?

4) What is the most uncomfortable feeling?


God I hope that's enough jpeg....

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